Boris Sludniks great friendship with the humanitarian, and psycopathist Mortimer Mange

Once Mortimer had moved up in society to the level of premier psychopathist district of T.B., he thought of his long time friend Boris as an advisor and to assist with feedback for his new theory of intelligence. Though Mortimer had the unfortunate habit of dying his hair blonde, Boris, a natural blonde, forgave him and did not at any time consider it inapproptriate to include him in his favorite passtimes. This encouraged both to do their level best at all times and gave them the strength to initiate a counterpart women's group for their favorite friends of the opposite sex.